Monday's Eclipse

Things you might ask during the eclipse

August 19, 2017

Things you might ask about The Solar Eclipse..

Q: Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon? A: The food is excellent, but there's no atmosphere.

Q: Did you hear about the bones that they found on the moon? A: Looks like the cow didn't make it.

Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke? 
A: When it's down to its last quarter.

Q: Why did the moon burp? 
A: Because it was full.